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best-of-funny: justanawesomedude: And you question why I don’t...

Sun, 12 May 2013 12:32:40 -0400

justanawesomedude:

And you question why I don’t want kids.

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best-of-funny: dave-vriska: jacklullaby: jacklullaby: unfollower: men should take advantage of...

Sun, 12 May 2013 12:27:10 -0400

dave-vriska:

jacklullaby:

jacklullaby:

unfollower:

men should take advantage of the lack of dress code rules set for guys and wear mini skirts and tank tops to school every day

OH MY GOD LAST YEAR THE DUDES ON MY CLASS HAVE DONE IT

AND THEY GOT ALL CALLED IN THE PRINCIPAL’S ROOM

BUT THEY DIDNT GOT IN TROUBLE BECAUSE

THEY SAID EXACTLY IT “BUT THOSE RULES ARE ONLY FOR GIRLS”

I’M NOT EVEN JOKING

heroes

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ohabutt: in middle school my friend used to give me these huge lemons to eat because they were...

Sun, 12 May 2013 12:25:49 -0400

ohabutt:

in middle school my friend used to give me these huge lemons to eat because they were delicious and one time i was eating one and some idiot told me he’d give me ten bucks to take a huge bite and another kid added five so i got 15 american dollar for doing what i was already doing truly this is the land of opportunity

best-of-funny: iamwizz: The year is 2060. iPhone 842 is released. The screen touches you X

Sun, 12 May 2013 12:22:18 -0400

best-of-funny:

iamwizz:

The year is 2060. iPhone 842 is released. The screen touches you

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